Don't have the Guts to remove your numbskull?
Get your tele-bone and call Sarah's Skeleton Closet Cleaner Company!
Dial: 692-663-2767 or myb-one-bros to get service now!
Do you have a bone to pick with a skeleton in your closet, that might just be geting under your skin? Maybe a skeleton friend who might have snuck in but doesn't want to leave because they're Bone tired? Or perhaps you have a skele-ton! and they are over crowded! Well don't you worry! SSCCC will come and bring them back to the rave-yard!
Why Should I Use Your Service, And What Happens To My Skeletons?:
SSCCC's Goal is to reduce the amount of skeletons being harmed per-year by helping people remove them from there residence at bone rattling cheap prices, if they're unwanted. We also understand if you are unable to pay, so we will accept removing your skeleton if they are in bad conditions, or if you donate things skeletons might need/want such as; clothes, blankets, food, and much more. We can also temporarily take care of your skeleton(s) if you need.
Skeletons are very intresting creatures. They can't talk because they lack voice boxes, rather communicating in rattles, dances, and their souls, but have proven to have the intellegents of a human. Because of this, it is very easy for you and/or your skeleton(s) to get attached and we understand if you are hesitant to remove your skeleton(s), so at SSCCC, we allow you to visit your skeleton(s) or have them visit you at your home! We've created a safe space for both you and your skeleton(s) to bond! The grave yard, or as we call it, the Rave-yard!
The Rave-yard is a safe for your skeleton(s) to grow and learn along with other skeletons! We have multiple locations so you can feel like you skeleton(s) are in the safest of hands. Both public and private Rave-yards are available for the owner to pick from, but if your skeleton(s) is/are with us for a while, and seems to have enough intelligents to decide for themsleves, we will allow them to. We will also allow skeletons to roam the town at certain times and may take them on vacations!