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Common Questions:

Why did a skeleton appear in my closet? I didn't invite him, I just opened my closet after a shower and one was trying to eat my Gucci purse!:

There are probably hundreds upon thousands of different reasons as to why a skeleton might have made residence in your cozy closet; but here are a few common reasons:

Shelter

Sense a skeletons natrual habitat is in a outside, typically a grave yard, they often end up looking for shelter during hard nights or storms. Even if the wind goes right through them, they don't like being outside in harsh conditions.

In Need

Skeleton, much like humans, do have basic essentials! They need food, water, warmth, shelter, and many other things! If a skeleton happens to appear in your closet, make sure they're okay! They might really need help!

In Pain or Injured

Skeletons are often outside, and its not uncommon for something like a dog to think they're a snack! Sometimes, if a skeleton is being chased by something, or has already been attacked by something, they will sneak in for shelter. Skeletons are pretty strong, so if they get hurt, they will often try to find other skeletons, if they can't, they look to humans for help. If there are no humans nearby, they might just sneak in your closet in hopes for help!

Lonely

While skeletons can have a higher intelligents than humans, most don't. Most skeletons have the same amount of intelligents as a bird, a dog, or even a toddler. Because of this, they often get lonely, and for multiple different reasons! They could've gotten lost from their skeleton friends, had a human family go on a vacation without them, gotten abandoned, and sometimes, they outlive their humans, and have no-body to go to! Everybody needs a friend sometimes, even skeletons!

YOU needed them!

Believe it or not, they might have come to you because you were missing something! The most common reason people say "there are skeletons in my closet" is when they do something bad or are keeping things from others. What people don't seem to notice is, that is not the only reason a skeleton might have appeared! Life can get hard! Maybe you recently became depressed and you just can't get yourself out of bed, or maybe you lost a love one and you're having a hard time moving on. There are many things that could have happened, but what people don't realise is that skeletons have very strong empathy! If you're sad, they will be too! A skeleton that comes to you normally has the same problems as you, and doesn't know how to fix them, so they come to fix them together!

I found 2 skeletons in my closet recently, but they are acting completely different! One is shying away from me, and the other one is practically feral! I'm really worried one might get hurt! what should I do?:

Skeleton Behavior:

For the most part, a skeleton's typical personality is much like a child. When they are happy, they're bubbly, loud, and full of energy. This is what you want, if they are not reacting like this, it can mean that 1; they've been trained to be more like an adult, or 2; something is wrong.

Shy Skeletons:

As explained before, skeletons come from many different backgrounds, and sometimes that can effect them. A shy skeleton might have experience bad encounters with humans or may have had something happen in their life for them to feel scared/quiet. For shy skeletons, it's best to show that you're not a threat. If the skeleton doesn't sneak out for food like skeletons do when they are first introduced to a house, make sure to bring them it. Don't force them to eat it, rather just leave it for them. After a while, leave the door open by a hair, letting them shut it if they please. After a while, they will most likely leave it. When they do, open it more and more over the course of a few weeks, still allowing them to adjust it. If they're sneaking out for food, just bring them blankets and stuff every day or two. Once they see you're not a threat, they will become happy to see you!

Feral Skeletons:

Much like a shy skeleton, feral skeletons might have experience bad encounters with humans or maybe an aniamal. Feral skeletons feel threatend, but like shy skeletons, it's best to show that you're not a threat. You can gain their trust the same way you gain a shy skeletons trust. There are many different things a feral skeleton might do to let out anger such as ruining things in the closet, but if they see you angry, they will also get worse. Your levels of anger will be mimicked by them, so if you punch a wall, they might tear at your wall.

Skeletons Hurting Skeletons:

With all that being said, it is extremely rare, and almost unheard of, for a skeleton to hurt another skeleton. Skeletons have a special bond with eachother due to the nature of their souls. Skeleton souls and human souls are completely different after all. Human souls are more physical, while skeleton souls are more magical. This helps them communicate with eachother on a level we have yet to understand. Due to this connection, skeletons will almost never intentionally hurt eachother. If your skeleton seems feral when you come by and you fear it might lash out on another skeleton, worry not because the minute you leave, they probably calm down. They only have a bone to pick with you or your closet, nobody else. Believe it or not, a feral skeleton might be trying to protect another skeleton, and once the other one feels safe, they just defuse.